Green Tree, 9/03.
It exists. Waitresses will get sketchy and change the subject when you mention it. They'll try and tell you it's disinfectant. I don't think so. It's blue coffee, and you aren't allowed to have any. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's a Masonic thing. So next time you are in a restaurant and you spot blue coffee around the kitchen corner, give the manager a firm handshake and a look in the eye, cough out the name "Tubal Cane" a few times or throw up the Masonic gang sign if you know it. It can't hurt. You may just get a swig of blue coffee and you can tell the rest of us how it tastes. I'm sure it's awesome.
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