Thursday, June 9, 2016

Martha Stewart - Prison is high entertainment



"In prison it was BET television at all times," she said, referring to the Black Entertainment Television network. "I had to get up really early to watch the news. So if I wanted to watch the stock market and stuff like that, I had to get up really early and watch it by myself."

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Thursday, June 2, 2016

City of Pittsburgh

Good afternoon.

Recently, turning from McElhinney Ave onto Buttermilk Hollow Road has been exceedingly difficult.  When looking left it is not possible to see oncoming traffic as visibility is blocked by overgrowth on the corner lot.  This feels like a safety hazard.

If I have contacted you in error, I apologize.  Please advise on who the correct party would be.

Sincerely,

The Bull Elephant that charged Arnold Schwarzenegger


While on safari (iPhone wants to capitalize this) in South Africa, the governator and his group were recently charged by a bull elephant.  I've got to give big props to anyone with the tusks to challenge the most destructive force on the planet (Arnold Schwarzenegger).  I'd ride this elephant into battle any day.

Rating: 10/10 (Certified pachydermatologist)

Read more:  http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2016/06/02/elephant-charges-arnold-schwarzenegger-orig-vstan-jhurst.cnn

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Monster golf gator



Pro golfer Greg "The Shark" Norman is about to get a run for his money.  This monster gator was recently spotted at a golf course in Palmetto, Florida.  It is said to be over 15 feet long, weighing 700lbs.  Talk about a water hazard.  Though the gator was not actually spotted playing golf, it is safe to assume he is a fan of the sweet science. Points for length and interesting choice of habitat.  Its handicap is unknown.

Ranking: 10/10 (Lacoste calibre animal)